About Last Night...

Here's a quick recap of how the night went It was literally seconds after putting in the draft results that ESPN was like "BRO YOU GET AN F WHAT THE FUCK" directly into my inbox. Thanks ESPN, loving the motivation there. Actually, I'm perfectly satisfied with my outcome given the hand I was dealt. Keepers were a force of nature this year, and alas ya boy had no good keepers to stay afloat with. This will make my inevitable playoff appearance and first-round loss all the sweeter.

ESPN

Your teams have been uploaded to ESPN and are yours to control now. The draft results on there are NOT accurate, do not use them as a recap. I uploaded the results but it just decided on its own what order to put them in (and its way too smooth-brained to understand our complex draft-pick-trading system). Instead, the Draft page on this website has the ACTUAL results. It has also been refreshed to reset everyone draft pick trades.

Grades

It feels pretty pointless to do draft grades because of the wild spots that people were kept in. The 8th round was just littered with Top-15 guys, hell Brock Bowers went for an 8th rounder, like what do we even do with that? Don't worry, I'm sure ESPN will email you all telling you how amazing you are and how all women want you and all men want to be you. Meanwhile they've been cyber-bullying me and harassing my girlfriend. Instead of draft grades, I’ll trust you were all adequately entertained by my meme-ing above, enjoyed the draft night and the updated pics on the website (the Owners page belongs in the Louve), and I will leave you with the Power Couples.

Power Couple Pairs

• Austin and John Luke
• Collin and Garrett
• Jake and Tyler
• Mike and TK
• Nathan and Ryan