2025, Preseason Special

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Published August 10, 2025

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We Walk a Lonely Road

The only one that we have ever known, that is... since December 30th, 2024. Since that fateful day, when Nathan officially secured the 14th annual AFFL title, we've wandered aimlessly, without purpose, without drive. Some tried to fill the void with frivolous whimsies like tropical vacations, basket weaving, getting married, and so on and so on, but that kernel of longing stayed planted in the most primal lobes of our brains. The pressure built, and akin to the first *pop* heard from the microwave when preparing to watch The Departed for the 8th time, the return of our beloved pasttime comes like a burst of excitment and anticipation, the knowledge that our wait is finally almost over.

Apex Fantasy Football League: 15th Edition

15 years?? Our league is almost voting age and will soon be able to lobby the government (and boy do we have THOUGHTS). I'm confident I'm not the only one that wells up with pride thinking about how fast our baby has grown into a disfunctional, irresponsible ball of toxicity. But sometimes the more things change, the more they stay the same. That's somewhat the case this year, though I do have one exciting announcement for a special game happening this year. Let's start with the known:

Something Old

In our ripe ages I know we fear change (I've feared it for years now), so let me settle your fretting little minds with what has stayed the same:
See? Put down the knife, it will be okay. Now... here's what is changing...

Something New

Besides the changes to the draft which have been covered in the Keepers Writeup, there are a couple of changes some in-season happenings:

Next Steps

So, my pretties, what do I need from you all? Well the draft is coming like a freight train, it will be Friday, August 15th at 7:00 PM at Fortnight Brewing Company. If for whatever reason Fortnight does not work, we will adjust as needed. This year will be simpler, yet harder....

NO COMPUTERS... AT ALL. You can print off whatever you need or have it on your phone, but we aren't using the timer, we aren't using the auto-draft backup, we are strictly using the draft board, and a marker. So get excited, we're taking this back to 1995. Keepers will be announced before we begin, and I will have a master list to force people to draft if time becomes an issue. The draft order is as follows (for odd rounds, even rounds are reversed):

  1. Jake
  2. TK
  3. Austin
  4. John Luke
  5. Garrett
  6. Tmo
  7. Ryan
  8. Collin
  9. Nathan
  10. Mike

I am marking the traded draft picks on the board so we don't forget who's is who's.

Until we meet again... good night and good luck!